Although we jest when it comes to "man flu" and needing "concrete tabs" etc, sometimes we forget that there are those that do need special support. The links to the organisations that can help those in need (and their loved ones) are below.
Mental health is a serious issue. Suicide rates in New Zealand are a statistic that we can't be proud of...
Fitness trainer being unhelpful? Want the gain but not the pain? Trying to avoid D.O.M.S? Take ONE tablet when you want the results but don't really want to have to work for it. Not guaranteed to aid fat loss or increase muscle gain. In case of side effects, try a course of Concrete Tablets.
Take daily to help age to perfection and keep your marbles intact. Side effects include intolerance to younger people, technology and an increase in "letters to the editor". (Please remember these medicamints have absolutely no therapeutic effect! Not one iota!)
Suitable for all ages, but more effective if used by elders. Take ONE dose daily which will assist with mental lapses especially loss of direction when heading home, losing your phone, glasses or wallet. Whilst this will not improve mental lapses, it will at least leave a better taste in your mouth.
Formulated to almost help moments of Athletisium Nervosa. Take ONE Chill-Pill before any sporting encounter, particularly those live-streamed via the internet. Possible side effects include coarse language, directed at nearby electronic devices, cold sweats and flatulance.
Take ONE pill to help make your Dad Jokes actually sound funny, make fish caught appear larger, and make your golf balls appear to fly straighter. People will appreciate your farts and comment on them favourably. Breakfast in bed will reduce the risk of side effects.