A little bit tired? Got the sniffles? Take one when you just need to harden the %$&# up! (Please remember these medicamints have absolutely no therapeutic effect!). Not one iota! Check out the full range here.
Toilet paper and flour shortages stressing you out?! Fed up with Netflix, Facebook and Facemasks? Waiting anxiously for Ashleys' 1pm update? Take ONE to help alleviate going Loco in Lockdown...
Although we jest when it comes to "man flu" and needing "concrete tabs" etc, sometimes we forget that there are those that do need special support. The links to the organisations that can help those in need (and their loved ones) are below.
Mental health is a serious issue. Suicide rates in New Zealand are a statistic that we can't be proud of...
Staff being a pain? A co-worker being an egg? Everyone out to get you today? Need a hug? Take one as prescribed...(Please remember these medicamints have absolutely no therapeutic effect! Not one iota!)
Take ONE "Know It All" pill to reduce the urge to enforce unwanted opinions on others. Also helps others to get a word in edgewise. Overuse can cause a rebound effect: verbal diarrhoea. But you probably knew that already.
Fitness trainer being unhelpful? Want the gain but not the pain? Trying to avoid D.O.M.S? Take ONE tablet when you want the results but don't really want to have to work for it. Not guaranteed to aid fat loss or increase muscle gain. In case of side effects, try a course of Concrete Tablets.
May provide temporary relief from whinging, whining, nobodycaresitis, imgoingtodie syndrome and possible fever and headache (or possibly not...). Please remember these medicamints have absolutely no therapeutic effect! Not one iota! Check out the full range here.
Bedfore bedtime, spray around the room, under the bed and wardrobe or closet for maximum coverage. Guranteed to make those scary monsters disappear forever!
Take daily to help age to perfection and keep your marbles intact. Side effects include intolerance to younger people, technology and an increase in "letters to the editor". (Please remember these medicamints have absolutely no therapeutic effect! Not one iota!)
Suitable for all ages, but more effective if used by elders. Take ONE dose daily which will assist with mental lapses especially loss of direction when heading home, losing your phone, glasses or wallet. Whilst this will not improve mental lapses, it will at least leave a better taste in your mouth.
Take ONE tablet to be like, totally woke. Possible side effects include, picking up after yourself, putting your dishes in the dishwasher and possible doing your homework. Mumbling incoherently may diminish.
Take ONE tablet to be like, totally woke. Possible side effects include picking up after yourself, putting your dishes in the dishwasher and possibly doing your homework. Mumbling incoherently may diminish.
Formulated to almost help moments of Athletisium Nervosa. Take ONE Chill-Pill before any sporting encounter, particularly those live-streamed via the internet. Possible side effects include coarse language, directed at nearby electronic devices, cold sweats and flatulance.
Take ONE pill to help make your Dad Jokes actually sound funny, make fish caught appear larger, and make your golf balls appear to fly straighter. People will appreciate your farts and comment on them favourably. Breakfast in bed will reduce the risk of side effects.
